A poem from a satisfied customer… Mary had a lovely lawn, her fathers pride and joy, he bought the latest mower, which became his favourite toy, fed, watered cut and weeded, and where the little lamb had been, a new bit must be seeded, All Sundays Mary’s little lamb, took Mary for a walk, it was a little lonely, Then Mother put her foot down, “I’ve had enough!” she said, “Our weekends are a misery, we might as well be dead.” “You’ll have to choose – me or the lawn, I want to buy a life.” “Buy LAZYLAWN you silly man, or get another wife!” He did, and now their LAZYLAWN, is beautiful forever. Mary, Mother, lamb and Dad, they all have fun together. Be a LAZYLAWN family, get a life, get a LAZYLAWN! Courtesy of Mrs Knight