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LazyLawn Artificial Lawn Poem...

A poem from a satisfied customer...

Mary had a lovely lawn,
her fathers pride and joy,
he bought the latest mower,
which became his favourite toy,

fed, watered cut and weeded,
and where the little lamb had been,
a new bit must be seeded,

All Sundays Mary's little lamb,
took Mary for a walk,
it was a little lonely,
Then Mother put her foot down,
"I've had enough!" she said,
"Our weekends are a misery,
we might as well be dead."

"You'll have to choose - me or the lawn,
I want to buy a life."
"Buy LAZYLAWN you silly man,
or get another wife!"

He did, and now their LAZYLAWN,
is beautiful forever.
Mary, Mother, lamb and Dad,
they all have fun together.

Be a LAZYLAWN family, get a life, get a LAZYLAWN!

Courtesy of Mrs Knight

Lazy Lawn is rated 4 stars by Reviews.co.uk based on 7 reviews