LazyLawn Artificial Lawn Poem...

A poem from a satisfied customer...

Mary had a lovely lawn, her fathers pride and joy, he bought the latest mower, which became his favourite toy,

fed, watered cut and weeded, and where the little lamb had been, a new bit must be seeded,

All Sundays Mary's little lamb, took Mary for a walk, it was a little lonely, Then Mother put her foot down, "I've had enough!" she said, "Our weekends are a misery, we might as well be dead."

"You'll have to choose - me or the lawn, I want to buy a life." "Buy LAZYLAWN you silly man, or get another wife!"

He did, and now their LAZYLAWN, is beautiful forever. Mary, Mother, lamb and Dad, they all have fun together.

Be a LAZYLAWN family, get a life, get a LAZYLAWN!

Courtesy of Mrs Knight