LazyLawn Artificial Lawn Poem...
Mary had a lovely lawn,
her fathers pride and joy,
he bought the latest mower,
which became his favourite toy,
He worked all Sundays on the grass,
fed, watered cut and weeded,
and where the little lamb had been,
a new bit must be seeded,
All Sundays Mary's little lamb,
took Mary for a walk,
it was a little lonely,
'cause little lambs don't walk,
Then Mother put her foot down,
"I've had enough!" she said,
"Our weekends are a misery,
we might as well be dead."
"You'll have to choose - me or the lawn,
I want to buy a life."
"Buy LAZYLAWN you silly man,
or get another wife!"
He did, and now their LAZYLAWN,
is beautiful forever.
Mary, Mother, lamb and Dad,
they all have fun together.
Be a LAZYLAWN family, get a life, get a LAZYLAWN!
Courtesy of Mrs Knight
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